Sunday, June 12, 2005

DEFINITION OF A BBQ

I got this by e-mail from a friend and thought it was just to funny not to share. Given the season I am sure most will relate. I am among the very few lucky women who have a partner that actually cooks, and does it very well so this doesn't apply to him but I have seen this happen over and over again among other couples I know...so enjoy, nod with a knowing eye roll and laugh. Happy BBQing all.

DEFINITION OF A BBQ
> >>
> >>
> >> It's the only type of cooking a real man will do.
> >>When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following are put
> >>into motion:
> >>
> >>1) The woman buys the food.
> >>2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
> >>3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with
> >>the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who
> >>is lounging beside the grill -- beer in hand.
> >>4) The man places the meat on the grill.
> >>5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
> >>6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
> >>thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with
the
> >>situation.
> >>7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
> >>8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
> >>sauces, and brings them to the table.
> >>9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
> >>10) Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
> >>11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."
> >>And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
> >>pleasing some women

5 comments:

carrie said...

that's funny! and true.

Shelli said...

Yep! It pretty much works just like that!

Morris said...

You could have cleaned up those awful "<" marks.

Morris
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Chet said...

Yar... Dat Be True Me Matey

The person that thinks Morris needs neutered said...

Morris who the fuck are you the blog police?

Go buy a fucking vowel and grab a damn clue and go get a fuckin life...that is if you could find one. Which I doubt.

Why not just leave people the fuck alone?