Saturday, January 27, 2007

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE?........HMMMM

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE?........HMMMM
I laughed today when my friends made a comment about my Star Trek analogy on last post. She then JUST HAD TO refer to MISSION IMPOSSIBLE...
You know what this means don't you?.........
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As I struggled to get to the pinnacle of my breakfast GLOP...I was tapping my stumache for reasurance that it was almost over.......and a recorder message kicked in.............


MOON...This MISSION, should you chose to take it , is paramount to your good health! The AGRESSOR...OPTIFAST, has infiltrated your psychy. Your task is to take it down within 3 more days. Sourses tell us that killing it by forse will not be affective. Choking the envelope to death will do no damage either. Using undo weight by stomping up and down on it will only spread the vile substance and infect your psychy even more. It must be killed in a slow arduous manner. If during this time, you are forsed to gnaw off your own arm, or kill any surrounding villagers, we will not acknowledge your existance. This mission, as stated ...will self distruct all your fat cells once you have arrived at the hospital check point in T-minus 66 hours.......GOOD LUCK!

WOW I had no idea my navel could do that!............

8 comments:

Begered said...

This stuff sounds pretty gross...hope you don't gnaw off your arm! :) Good luck with the upcoming surgery. Odd that you have to the acrylic removed from your nails for the surgery. I have never heard of such a thing.

Michele sent me over today!

utenzi said...

That sounds like an arduous and intense approach towards a diet, Moon. I've never been on a liquid diet but I did have to down 4 liters of some nasty stuff before a colonoscopy once. I guess I can relate to your situation a little.

Good luck with the surgery--it's great that your relative came through with help in that regard.

Michele sent me to see you, Moon.

kross-eyed kitty said...

LOL! Glad you still have your sense of humour. Good luck this week!
Here via M's

kross-eyed kitty said...

LOL! Glad you still have your sense of humour. Good luck this week!
Here via M's

JustSue said...

Last time I had a minor surgery I had to remove all nail polish etc because the colour of the nail bed is a good indication of blood oxidation.

T-minus how many hours now Monette? OMG I am so excited for you!

Justin said...

I just wanted to say good luck with the surgery. I'm sure everything will go well.

Anonymous said...

Just 2 more days! I know how hard this has had to have been! No more glop, no more glop! Marod and I very happy and excited that this is all happening for you!

Anna said...

You're almost there hon, you've been a trooper. I knew you could do it!

Tomorrow is the beginning of a new chapter in your life and it's gonna be a long one but so worth it. I'm so excited for you hon and to be honest a lil worried too.

Whenever someone I care about goes into the hospital it makes me nervous. I know you're in great hands and everything will be fine hon, just wish I was there when you come out of surgery.

*hugs*