Wednesday, November 09, 2005

To Funny

I got this from a friend. I just had to share this with all of you, some of these are just to funny!!

Alternate meanings for

common words. The winners are

1. Coffee (n.) the person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.) appalled over how much weight you havegained.

3. Abdicate (v.) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.) impotent.

6. Negligent (adj.) describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v.) to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n.) olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.) a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.) a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.) the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon (n) a Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster (n.) a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.) (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent (n.) an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.


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Rae said...

those were hiliarious... thanks for the laugh Moonie

JustSue said...

Too freaking funny Moonie! I was giggling all the way through.

Ariane Benefit said...

HI Moon!

These are GREAT! Thanks for the smiles! I wanted to let you know that I've moved my blog! We are at our new permanent address Blogger crashed our blog. It's still there, but I can't publish to any of my 3 blogs. So...we are in the process of rebuilding at Typepad. Hope to see you at our new home! Have a wonderful Holiday!