Thursday, March 03, 2005

Not Me Yet....(I hope)

I got this in an e-mail today and given it's timing I thought it was perfect to post to my blog. This saturday march 5th I will be 42 yrs old. I hope I personally haven't reached all these statements YET!........


Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old... as long as she buys him a few drinks first.

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat 'til the wrinkles fill out.

I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.

I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose. Some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.

I think I've reached my sexpiration date.

People our age can still enjoy an active passionate sex life... provided we get that cable or dish thing.

The good news is, that even as we get older, guys still look at women's boobs. The bad news is, they have to squat down first.

These days, about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."

I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age, but they haven't made one called, "Buns of Putty".

Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner
child playing with matches.

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.

Remember: you don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.

I hope this brings a smile to your day!


bopperholly said...

Those were funny, I love those emails!

Squirrels said...

Happy Pre Birthday!! Oh yeah, we are only a month apart. Mine is in April. Even tho I am older. I will only confess to 21 tho.

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soosie said...

LOve your blog! Hope you have a fantstic Birthday!! BTW~~ I will be 46 In April, your entry maked me smile~~~~~Have a great day!!